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Grand-Theft-Auto

Chapter 1 - Boys will be Theives

Your mission is...
Go pick up a scooter in central Chelsea and bring it to a place in South East Soho. Now go speak with Harold around to the left of the building. That's your first Mission complete...

Chapter 2 - Mods & Sods
Phones go from right to left

Your mission is...
The Noles brothers have taxed five grand off Harold's people. Harold reckons your the man for the job Go collect a car down in East Camberwell Way...

How do I?
Head north to south east Mile End. Waste the Noles (you'll find a machine gun in a nearby crate) and head to Central Camden to a safe house. Once there you'll be clear of the cops and have a Mission complete...

Tips...
Pick up armour and a machine gun before attempting to waste the Noles. Go in the building through the left
entrance, your more likely to take them all out this way as they can escape out on to the street quickly...

Your mission is...
Harold and the boys are having a flutter on the footie Help them to win by holding the opposing team hostage for a while...

How do I?
Head down to central Brixton Way and pick up the Rocket launcher there. Now take out the coach that's about to pick up the team. Harold'll tell the team that taxi's are on their way to pick them up. Go get a black cab in south east Camberwell and head to south Bermondsey to pick up the midfield players. Make sure they all get inside the cab Now head to west Brixton and drive the cab into the garage there for a Mission complete...

Tips...
Watch out for cops as you pick up the team. Don't get too close when hitting the bus. Remember to change your weapon from the rocket launcher to open boxes. Don't smash the cab up too much...

Your mission is...
Theres a deal going down head to west Chelsea and meet the Mod gang there.

How do I?
Talk to the guy In west Chelsea, he'll be needing a slap before he talks (no guns!). Now head down to south west Westminster and get up on the roof, pick up the flamethrower and take out the gang there. Now hop on the scooter and drive straight. This'll take you over a jump to the next building. Now take the bike (including the stash) to Len's garage in North East Westminster. Be careful, the cops'll try and knock you down Make it to Lens in one piece, with the bike and it's another Mission complete...

Tips
Unlike GTA the footpaths in London are wider. Use them (especially when on the fragile bike or
scooter) instead of the roads to avoid heavy traffic and acidents.

Your mission is...

Go talk to Keith in north Bow, he's your contact on this one You've  got to find Chalkie.

How do I?
Talk to Keith then go collect a car in north west Angel and look for Chalkie. Head to Soho and find Chalkie. Give him a slap and make him squeal about where he dropped the stash. Go collect it, then head back west to kill Chalkie. Now head to Chalkie's pub in west Soho. Get out the car and place explosives around the outside of the pub. The explosives blow it and that'll be another mission complete.

Tips...
When taking out a hit on someone try running them down. It's quick, easy and it'll save them you bullets

Your mission is...
Go talk with Abert Crisp's contact (Dr Zel) at the museum in North West Westminster he'll sell you some  hot paintings...

How do I?
Pick up the paintings and take them to a garage in North Soho. Once you've made the drop off Harold tells you to go pick up Zel from the boozer he's in. First pick up a cab in South East Bow. Then pickup Zel in Soho. He'll pass out in the cab, take it to east Bermondsey. While Zel sleeps in the cab use the sweet van parked by the water to nudge the taxi into the drink Once done you'll have completed another mission....

Tips...
Watch your speed as you approach contacts, running them down fails a mission. Also watch your speed as you nudge the taxi into the river, be gentle or you'll go to...

Your mission is...
Look after bank robber Sid for a healthy slice of the action. Go get the catering van in east Chelsea.

How do I?
Pick up the van, when you do there's  112 seconds on the clock. Head north to pick up some liquor loaded pie 'n' mash in North Hyde Park. Now it's pickled eggs in Central Camden Town. Once picked up its time to get some Yorkshire pudding (very nearby South Camden Town). For pudding it's gotta be spotted dick, you'll find it in west Camden Twon nearby. That's all the grub needed, now go see Sid in Hyde Park. Once Sid's finished his food pick up what's left and head to west Bow, Put the van In the garage and it's mission complete...

Tips...
Watch yourself in the park - speed into the water areas and you're brown bread. Don't worry about all the items you need to collect, all of them are close together in Camden Town...

Your mission...
One of Harold's lads is feeling frail about a power plant job he has to pull off. Go down to the Prince Albert pub in Northwest Soho and meet his mate. Give him a slap.

How do I?
Head south to the power station and stop Midnight from leaving. Steal the car back and pack it outside the power station. Now run away before the car blows. Kill Midnight and it's mission complete. Harold's boys have been taking down banks all over the city You've got to pick them up in a bus. Go collect it and pick up Fingers in South Soho. Now head to the South East of the city and pick up Lenny. Once Lennys in head to the north east of the city and pick up Terry. Now take all the lads on the bus to a garage in East
Mile End to complete the Mission...

Tips...
Midnight hangs around the power station, look for him there. Remember to slap his mate, nothing too haeavy and no guns...

Your mission is...

Jack Parkinson wants three beagles. Go to a car dealer in North West Bermondsey and pinch them...

How do I?
Take two beagles to a garage in Bow. Then the third one is to the west to one of Harold's lock ups. Pop the last one in for another mission complete...

Tips...
The beagles are slow and their  acceleration is worse, try to drive carefully and avoid the law. Try using back streets if your being hunted by a lot of cops...

Your mission is...
Escort an old mate of the Crisp boys from court. Watch out for the over zealous reporters...

How do I?
Head over to meet him in North West Westminster. Three reporters will tly to flee the scene, go after them and kill them. First one's in North Westminster and the other two are circling nearby for anothe Mission complete...

Tips...
Hit the cars by getting in front of them, then blow the crud out of them. When you take them out beware of the blast, if you're set alight by the blaze you're as good as dead.

Secret's

Kill Frenzy 1
Location: Stadium West of Soho
Weapon: Machine Gun

Kill Frenzy 2
Location: South East Brixton
Weapon: Machine Gun

Kill Frenzy 3
Location: Northwest Bermondsey
Weapon: Flame Thrower

Kill Frenzy 4
Location: Southeast Camberwdll
Weapon: Flame Thrower

Kill Frenzy 5
Location: North of Westminster
Weapon: Rocket Launcher

Kill Frenzy 6
Location: South Angel
Weapon: Rocket Launcher

Kill Frenzy 7
Location: Northeast Southwark
Weapon: Royal Pain (tank)

Bonus Missions

The bonus missions come in the form of stationary packed around the city. Here's the jobs and the locations.

Lucon Job

Location
Stretch Limo in a car park in North Chelsea.

Your Mission is...
Drive the old lord to the plastic surgeon so he can disappear. He had some bovver with the nanny you see.

How do I?
Get in the motor and head for the surgery in south east Soho. Drive in and it's job done son.

Missing Hood


Location
A blue Crapi parked up in north Soho.

Your Mission is...
Garys been hurt and the old Bill are after him. Take him to safety so he can get fixed up...

How do I?
Easy, drive poor Gary to east Bow and stuff the car in the garage. Jobs a goodun!...

Tips...
Don't smack the car up too much, getting wasted on such a simple mission would be daft.

Store Bombing


Location
In the north east of Brixton, a Ranger parked on a grassed area next to some trees.

Your Mission is...
Drive the Ranger to Jehad's Department Store and watch the fireworks...

How do I?    
Motor up to the store and you find a garage door in the side. Drive in to prime the bomb then stand WELL back to avoid getting your fingers burnt...

Tips...
Your car's rigged, throwing it about the road would not be a good idea. Take to the back roads to avoid the heavy traffic and the coppers.

Chapter 3 - Chelsea Smile
Phones go left to right and some times there are more than one mission to a phone

Your mission is...
Some posh nob is messing with Albert Crisp's favourite boys. Well have to kidnap the nonce but first you have to keep the law busy...

How do I?
Get yourself down to west Soho and collect the truck. Clamber into the left-hand flatbed and make for Big Ben sharpish. Give the caretaker a slap then go to the control panel. Get back into the flat bed and stop the tour bus. Drive the bus back to Big Ben, pick up Fritz and his bunch then take the tourists for a ride into the lock up. Nice one. Mission complete...

Your mission is...
Whilst the fuzz look for lost jerries you'll be needing to get your hands on the posh git so we can hold him for ransom...

How do I?
Quickly nab a nifty motor and track down the posh ponce. Hijack his limo and take it to the luck up. Grab a tasty set of wheels and wait for the ransom money to arrive. Make for North East Brixton, pick up the stash and run it up to East Bermondsey for a pat on the back. No time to ponce about, get another motor and catch up with the limo. Hijack it and nip back to the palace for the reward and another completed Mission complete...

Tips...
When picking up the jerries keep facing up screen, thisil save you the bovver of turning round.

Your mission...
Some upstart is hassling a client, it's your job to wipe him out...

How do I?
Get down to South West Soho to get the readies and more info, Next stop, west Brixton. Hop in the bus and pick up the hassling twit from south west Southwark. Take him to the back alley in South Hyde Park for a bit of a chating. Get out of the bus and waste it. Pick up the nearby motor and drive to south east Mile End to drop off the dough...

Tips...
The four guys in the alley will shoot up the bus, make sure you don't get in the way. When driving the cash home the cops will be out in force, stick to back alleys and side streets to lose the heal.

Your mission is...

A big job. We're gonna lift the crown jewels from the Tower.

How do I?
First job is to pick up a taxi from City Central. Drive down to the Tower of london and have a word with the Beefeater. Smack him one, then whein he gets in the cab, drive to east Mile End. Drop the cab off at the garage then pick up the Beagle 3. Get your butt back to the Tower and drive into the grounds. Park the car next to the building and get out quick. Go around the corner and grab the stuff after the blast. The cops are well on the case so leg it out of there and get a car A.S.A.P. Drive up to the garage and drop the stuff off. Misson Complete...

Your mission is...
A delivery of used readies is being dropped off at the North City Bank. We want it, so get it, right!...

How do I?
Get a nippy car straight away and take it to the North City Bank, you only get 66 seconds. Get in the van
but get out straight away as it's gonna blow. Grab a cab and drive the dosh to the crane in north Battersea. Drive up to the side of the dock and get out, the crane does the rest. Quickly get to a road and grab the fastest motor around. Catch up with the van and do as before. Grab a cab and get back to the crane to finish the job...

Your mission is...

We want to take over the market but another gang think they rule it. Youlre going to take out their big boys, no messing...

How do I?
The first to get it is poncing about in his motor. Track it down and stop him. Waste his wheels then head for north Camden Town. Take out the rest of the gang by running over them, quick and easy. Next pick up the car from North East Chelsea and carefully drive it to the gang's garage hang out in south Camden Town. Grab the van from the rear and drive it to the garage in East Mile End to seal the deal...

Tips...
When you drop the motor off at the gang's hang out get away from the front door, that bomb ain't too selective you know. Take the van, it don't corner to well and accidents will happen!...

Your mission is...
The market is coughing up insurance cash.

How do I?
Get your butt over to West Angel, when you get near to your contact get out and walk. Chances are you'll run him over otherwise. Grab a motor and head for Central Camden. Have a chat with the geezer, but don't kill him.  You need to have a word with Arthur so get yourself down to South East Camden. Don't kill him even though he's got the old bill involved, instead pick up the car around the corner and drive back. Stop outside and walk up to the door to drop off the bomb, now peg it. Collect all the dosh and take it to South East Mile End, Mission Complete!

Tips...
Since Arthur's called in the boys in blue, shifting the motor with the explosives ain't easy. Drive on the pavements to avoid crashes, don't worry about pedestrians they'll move, or die!...

Your mission is...
Some geezer's nicked some inflatable dolls, complete with TNT fillings. We need them hack, we've tracked em down to central Camberwell...

How do I?
Head for Central Camberwell, the building will blow as you arrive. Don't worry, go to North West Camberwell to get another one and a Mission complete...

Your mission is...
Now that we have our dolls back we need to deliver them to that perv Colin to sort him out...

How do I?
Stop the van and nab it. Drive the dolls up to East Chelsea to drop them off. Stop the van outside the house and get out. Keep your distance and wait for old pervy to get in. Boom, another one sorted...

Your mission is...
Some bloke's been after a couple of Jack's birds, he's not best pleased. Sort this poncy prat out,

How do I?
Get Endeavor Chambers car from East Brixton. Take the roll of Chambers and track down the ICBM carrier. When you get in the carrier you'll have just 75 seconds to get it to a garage in north west Brixton for that Mission complete...

Tips...
Don't get out of the ICBM truck or you'll get roasted. Also make sure you don't hit anything as the beast
will stop dead and it takes a while to get going again

Secret's

Kill Frenzy 1
Location: Stadium in Southwest Southwark
Weapon: Machine Gun

Kill Frenzy 2
Location: Northeast Bermondsey
Weapon: Flame Thrower

Kill Frenzy 3
Location: North Chelsea
Weapon: Flame Thrower

Kill Frenzy 4
Location: Northeast City
Weapon: Flame Thrower  

Kill Frenzy 5
Location: Southeast Bow
Weapon: Rocket Launcher

Kill Frenzy 6
Location: North Westminster. (Buck Palace)
Weapon: Rocket Launcher

Kill Frenzy 7
Location: Northeast Hyde Park
Weapon: Royal Pain (tank)

Bonus Mission's

Rhino Rug Job

Location: South west Bermondsey, look for a Ranger parked next to two tankers.

Your mission is...
Get the stolen rugs back to the twins...

How do I?
Simply drive the Ranger to south west City and drop them off for a tasty reward...

Crisps Cop Car


Location: Checkout Southwest Wesminster, find a police car in a lai-by and nick
it.

Your mission is...
The Crisps need a cop car for a job...

How do I?
Take the cop car to the twin's garage in the North East City, just don't smash up the motor!...

Tanker Diversion

Location: Head Into central Bow, parked up in an alley is a tanker

Your mission is...
Use the tanker to create a diversion whilst the Crisps do a job.

How do I?
Drive the tanker to the nearby intersection in south west City. Stop the tanker and get out quick, it's sky bound!

Chapter 4 - Dead Certainty
Phones go bottom right, left, top right, and some times there are more than one mission to a phone...

Your mission is...
Take out Lenny's lads so we can get to Lenny himself...

How do I?
First stop north Southwark to have a word with big mouth Terry Dawkins. Next hop down and collect the tank and take it to the compound. Kill and destroy everything to sort out Terry and his boys...

Tips...
The tank may be strong but it wont last forever, keep moving about running over the guys shooting at you and any cops that arrive on the scene...

Your Mission is...
Take out Big Gerald so the boys can regain control of Southwark...

How do I?
Meet up with Tel in west Bermondsey. Quickly stop the delivery van nearby and take to collect the poison in west Brixton. Drive down to the restaurant in North Brixton and drop the poison off, be quick as you only get about 16 seconds! Now get back to terry in Bermondsey. Nick Gerald's motor from outside his house and drive it to the bomb shop to get it rigged. Return it to Gerald's and stuff it back on the drive. Get out and wait for Gerald to get a shock!...

Tips...
Watch out when you meet with Tel, don't mow him down, get out and walk instead. Don't get taken out with Gerald's jam jar, he gets out leaving it to roll about before going up....

Your mission is...
It's Lenny's turn to have a visit, he's been mouthing off far too much lately. First you need to find out
where he is...

How do I?
Meet with Terry in South West Bermondsey. Get in a motor and head up to North East Southwark and give Reg a smack. Kill Reg then head for the fire escape to Lenny's roof. Get up to the roof and talk to
Lenny. When he's said his piece shoot him and finish the job...

Your mission is...
Albert has a bet on the big . Only one problem, Ranger's dodgy keeper. Your job is to wipe out the players...

How do I?
Nab a set of wheels and head for the stadium in South West Southwark. Take out as many of the players as you can in thirty seconds. Some of the players escaped, get after them! A few associates have been cornered, head to west Battersea and save them. Just drive at the guys in red and the cowards scarper...

Tips...
On the way to the stadium get tooled right up, the more ammo the better to waste those donkeys! When going to save your mates take care as you approach, running the lot down won't curry much favour with twins...

Your mission is...
Harold Cartwright has picked up some of Albert's personal supply. Find Harold and get the stuff back...

How do I?
Talk to one of Harold's monkeys, Cyprus Phil, in North East City. Kill Phil then head for Beryl. Throw a bullet in her then catch a smart motor. Chase Harold and waste his car. Go to Harold's flat and grab his car, take it to East Mile End to complete the mission...

Your mission is...
Good afternoon, Agent Templem, Nemesis is poisoning London's tea supply, the cad. It's your job to stop him...

How do I?
Pick up the car and drive to west Southwark...

Your mission is...
An MP associate of Archie is having problems with his creditors. He don't like hassle so go and hassle them...

How do I?
Pick up the call girl waiting in the limo in West City. Get in the limo and drive the "lady" to South East Mile End. Drop her off then get up to North East Mile End and pick up the skanky tart. Drop the rough bit off at the garage by the hotel. Quickly grab a motor and get after the creditor who's making a run for it. Just run the twit over and head off to collect the dough in South City. Run the cash up to the hotel in west Angel to make Archie almost smile!...

Tips...
The money is stashed in the middle of the houses, take a breather when you pick it up as the coppers won't be able to find you...

Your mission is...
Rough forty, the old tart's pimp, has kidnapped the classy bird from earlier. Get her back before anything nasty happens. If it does things'll kick off...

How do I?
Drive down to the limo in West City then get it back to East Mile End. She's been roughed up, so it's tart killing time! Head for north City and take out the first one. Waste the other two prostitutes then make for Tony himself. Kill Tony and pinch his car from Central Angel. Swing by the warehouse in North Bermondsey and drop the wheels off. Job done...

Tips...
Approach the tails on the pavement so you can hit and run quickly. When Tony's after you, stay in the car and run him over, he's tooled up and won't hesitate to use it...

Your mission...
The Crisps are planning a big job, they need your help to sort out a few things first...

How do I?
The twins need two Mynis, steal the first from North Chelsea and take it to North East Bow. The second is in East Bermondsey. With those two in the garage, head over to North East Bermondsey to test drive the souped up Myni. Drive it around until the timer runs out then head over to the rigged van. Park up and get in the van. Get out again and walk to the safe area to set off the explosion. Nice one, magic, etc...

Tips...
When test driving the myni don't smash it up, after the time limit you  may be safer nabb another car to get up the the van...

Your mission is...
A job is going down in Trafalgar Square, it's your job to make things happen smoothly...

How do I?
You need a fast car, get one then drive to the phone in South West City. Swiftly head up to Trafalgar Square and place the scrambler by walking to the the street. Quickly get back in you car and place the other two scramblers. Grab the rocket launcher and use it to destroy the tank. Get yer butt back to Trafalgar and pick up the goods. Get in the nearby Myni and race off. Watch out, the cop have set up road blocks near the squauare. Get to the South West Bow garage to reach safety...

Tips...
When dropping off the scramblers stop the car with the drivers door as close to the drop off point as
possible, this saves valuable time. Don't drive right in front of the tank or it's goodnight. Stay behind it and wait for it to get caught up in traffic then get out and blast it...

Secret's

Kill Frenzy 1
Location: North Westminster
Weapon: Machine Gun

Kill Frenzy 2
Location: South Bow (Tower of London)
Weapon: Machine Gun

Kill Frenzy 3
Location: Central Brixton
Weapon: Flame Thrower

Kill Frenzy 4
Location: North Southwark
Weapon: Flame Thrower

Kill Frenzy 5
Location: West Brixton
Weapon: Rocket Launcher

Kill Frenzy 6
Location: Southwest City
Weapon: Rocket Launcher

Kill Frenzy 7
Location: Southeast Bow
Weapon: Royal Pain (tank)

Bonus Mission's

Indian Take-Away

Location: Green Myni found in South East Bow

Your mission is...
Deliver the take-away to the Crisps...

How do I?
Drive the Myni across town to the garage in North Westminster. No problems...

Bootled Delivery


Location: A brown van in North West Southwark.

Your mission is...
Deliver the van load of bootlegged Trojan records...

How do I?
Drive up to North City and into the garage at the record shop...

Italion Job

Location: Car park in South West Hyde Park, a double decker no less.

Your mission is...
Get the bus into the Crisps hands...

How do I?
Deliver the bus to the garage in South East City for a good pay day.

Congratultions,  GTA:L is now complete, try downloading GTA:L 1961 for free from www.gta-london.co.uk. I'll do a walkthrough of that sometime.

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